lauren elizabeth

bigmouthsparesagain:

New favorite twitter account competing with Zonk

Paul Hutson: Fashion Designer.

Paul Hutson: Fashion Designer.

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

all of these. just…all of them.

this happened to me this morning when the bacon egg and cheese bagel I ordered turned out to be an egg and cheese bagel. WHO GETS JUST EGG AND CHEESE?!? fucking blasphemy. day ruined.

this happened to me this morning when the bacon egg and cheese bagel I ordered turned out to be an egg and cheese bagel. WHO GETS JUST EGG AND CHEESE?!? fucking blasphemy. day ruined.

tigershavespoken:

Can’t wait to marry the man of my dreams. I sound like a broken record! I don’t care though! :)

oh man so excited!!

theonion:


PRO: Subtle nods of approval from every passing animal
 
CON: Will be forced to resign as vice president of your local Gravy Club 

theonion:

PRO: Subtle nods of approval from every passing animal
 
CON: Will be forced to resign as vice president of your local Gravy Club 

"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

But here is what I think you should know.

You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

Libby Anne
(via dumbledoresarmy-againstbigotry)

fucking pa-REACH

suicabear:

unwindingeyes:

I know understand why old people love shrimp salad so much. Shrimp salad is for the weak and they are weak.

Shrimp salad is motherfucking delicious how are you real. 

For best on earth visit Southside Deli 11021 Nicholas Ln #7 Berlin, MD 21811

Seriously I dream of visiting my grandparents just so i can eat the shrimp salad from this place I die.

I hate shrimp in general but Southside Deli is THE BOMB. One of few reasons I’m glad my parents live in Ocean Pines.