knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
"practical application" is knowing that tomatoes are fucking disgusting.
Welcome to the United States of America.
What the actual fuck.
dude if you make bill nye scowl, you need to re-evaluate your relevance to this planet
You guys want to know why the government doesn’t want us to use renewable resources???? BECAUSE THEN THEY MAKE NO MONEYYYYYY.
DONT USE UP ALL THE WIND GUYS
Happy birthday to one of my best friends in the whole damn world - this beautiful, badass, obviously talented portrait-maker, my little Long Island bub. I love you to the moon & back! Can’t wait to celebrate another zillion birthdays with you ❤️ @elgreezy
its our cats’ collective birthday and we take it really seriously. #catdad
"This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously."
Reblog every time.
Or maybe men shouldn’t have to be “tricked” into taking women seriously? They should just do so because we are equal human beings with the same brain power and capabilities? CRAZY, I know -___-